09 July, 2005 | 2:55 p.m.
Summer All Around

Everyone deserves a little summer vacation, so I took a slight one from everything computer-related - and that would inevitably include dear, old Diaryland - and it was terrific. H and I headed off down the Western coast of the Oslofjord, to a beachhouse which belongs to his GrandDad. We hung around there for 5 days, sun bathing, swimming, sleeping, having very quiet sex (his mother disapproves of us sleeping in the same bed, so we got the smallest bedroom with the smallest TWO beds (which hardly fit ONE person), and a stern warning: "If you so much as have a hiccup I will hear it through the wall". More on his mother later), eating and, on my part, getting sun burned. Not as badly as the last time luckily - now I actually have quite a nice tan. Mom says she's never seen me this tan before, and she's probably right. Having spent every summer with GrandMa in the North means not getting much of a tan. And the Norwegian summer is painfully short.

Summer memories from this year's vacation with H:

My borrowed lifevest. Yes, it probably glows in the dark. H's mother gave it to me and said (and I quote): "I think this suits you - interpret that as you will."

What?

I glow in the dark? I tried (in my mind, not out loud obviously) to come up with adjectives to describe this particular lifevest.

Flashy.

Colorful.

Stripy.

Polkastripy.

Gaudy.

Gee, thanks bitch.

This is the house. Not much more to say about that really.

Nice ass, honey. That's his sister on the left. And if you wonder what he's doing? He's trying to empty the boat of water.

Hope everyone's having a great summer!

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